where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
advantage me? SCORE 55
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
they blocked my number SCORE 16
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
horny bbq SCORE 30
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
how could you, son? SCORE 42
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
porn title SCORE 39
genius SCORE 26
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
today was a good day SCORE 38
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
textbook-ception SCORE 50
rowboatcop SCORE 28
like that! SCORE 53
