dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
dog bites everything SCORE 23
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
beavers hate water SCORE 35
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
roger roger SCORE 14
species and age, please SCORE 40
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
at least there are cats SCORE 20
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
pupils dilate SCORE 45
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
the dishes… again SCORE 27
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
we are the math problem SCORE 35
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
