the council has convened. SCORE 15
a true work of art SCORE 13
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
texagons SCORE 23
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
no SCORE 24
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
muggle born SCORE 15
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
help, i woke up SCORE 32
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
nature is healing SCORE 29
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
