How seasons work. SCORE 158
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Genius. SCORE 145
Burn! SCORE 249
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Accurate. SCORE 112
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Seal SCORE 28
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Being sick. SCORE 140
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Burn! SCORE 216
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Never forget. SCORE 159
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Probably… SCORE 185
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
