Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Accurate. SCORE 257
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
