Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Every time. SCORE 123
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Finally. SCORE 345
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Guys listen… SCORE 170
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
