Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Oedipus SCORE 164
Grow a pear SCORE 63
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Link problems SCORE 140
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Words SCORE 114
When I die SCORE 127
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Stress perm SCORE 50
Every time SCORE 134
Some wise words SCORE 85
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Either SCORE 114
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
