You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
2pactopus SCORE 113
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Accurate. SCORE 146
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Same thing… SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The power of barking SCORE 18
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
