Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
Peenut. SCORE 160
No gold for you. SCORE 189
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
How writing works. SCORE 196
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Do want. SCORE 212
Be kind. SCORE 193
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Wut? SCORE 156
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
