No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Oh really? SCORE 174
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
How politics work. SCORE 298
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Do want. SCORE 248
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
I > You. SCORE 272
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Did you know? SCORE 233
Every time… SCORE 142
It’s true. SCORE 208
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
YOLO. SCORE 128
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Hawkward. SCORE 270
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Every time. SCORE 182
