I don't want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE 166
Equal Parts SCORE 79
You Know When You've Made A Good Pun SCORE 135
Alien vs Predator... ~1990's SCORE 20
Okay that's enough news for today... SCORE 70
What Parenting Is Like SCORE 85
Do You Want To Hear A Blonde Joke? SCORE 150
Touche. SCORE 325
Professor Copperfield’s Miracle Legumes SCORE 36
Kids get a $2 discount if they read a book aloud to this barber in Michigan while he sorts them out SCORE 146
Hot Wheels IRL SCORE 98
He is not impressed. SCORE 27
Just chill out, Susan SCORE 79
What a scam SCORE 57
Netherlands give 20,000 tulip bulbs to Canada SCORE 195
You have to pay for college somehow... SCORE 103
Asgardian Iron Man Helmet SCORE 45
Yes, costume... SCORE 169
Give it all the points SCORE 81
The excitement is contagious SCORE 49
Rebel Wilson is my inspiration. SCORE 153
Facebook has no chill SCORE 93
It's not you... It's me. SCORE 693
If I could have dinner with anyone... SCORE -16
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 330
Life Hacks To More Effective Studying SCORE 62
What terror feels like in America. SCORE 158
Poor Pinocchio doesn't stand a chance. SCORE 158
Accurate. SCORE 150
The parallels! SCORE 146
Found this gem today SCORE 112
Please Tell Me You Get It SCORE 181
