Whenever I try to ask a girl out… SCORE 231
I told Siri to call me the Doctor… SCORE 21
How to quit your job. SCORE 114
How I feel as the new year approaches. SCORE 109
Seven brilliant quotes. SCORE 218
Shoot for the moon. SCORE 151
I’m not anti-social… SCORE 144
I couldn’t sleep last night… SCORE 166
I can relate. SCORE 167
Dang girl! SCORE 100
Our Christmas romance. SCORE 121
ELE-THONG SCORE -5
Monsters are real… SCORE 196
How to foil a plan. SCORE 378
I love you zebra. SCORE 180
Smooch. SCORE 141
When life gives you lemons… SCORE 142
In 20 years… SCORE 113
Yay! Internet! SCORE 139
Chair vs. Gun. SCORE 283
People McNuggets. SCORE 200
The holidays in a nutshell. SCORE 256
Me too. SCORE 184
The most astounding fact. SCORE 63
How to be a jerk. SCORE 87
Me too. SCORE 60
Overly attached cat. SCORE 160
Surprise human! SCORE 111
A starry night. SCORE 197
Things I can remember… SCORE 89
Math. Not even once. SCORE 113
Seems legit. SCORE 248
