Attempted noms. SCORE 147
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
No ink? SCORE 139
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SCORE 154
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
When packaging gets clever. SCORE 393
Bookshelf art. SCORE 257
Definitely not kosher. SCORE 117
Bonk. SCORE 138
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
How cars are crash tested in ‘Murica. SCORE 72
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
The knights who say “Ni!” SCORE 202
Because, reasons. SCORE 34
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Sad. SCORE 213
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Askhole. SCORE 101
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
That’s rough. SCORE 192
Painfully accurate. SCORE 254
Mario mashup. SCORE 74
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
