Walmart should stop selling fish. SCORE 71
Emma Stone and I quit Facebook for the same reasons. SCORE 183
I guess I should be happy congress investigates anything SCORE 166
Good point. SCORE 187
Boing, boing SCORE 120
I don’t know if this will go far but I really needed this today and I figured someone else might too. SCORE 277
Pandas are the cutest. SCORE 185
The snooze bar. SCORE 177
When cats purr. SCORE 151
A frozen waterfall in Italy SCORE 63
Who's the scaredy cat now? SCORE 124
A frog mid-jump caught by camera. SCORE 75
In The Truman Show, the travel agent kept Truman waiting because she has never needed to show up for work before. Also she is still wearing her makeup bib since it was a rush job. SCORE 101
Can I use your computer? SCORE 143
250,000 bouncy balls SCORE 153
Moral of the story. SCORE 190
Excellent question. SCORE 141
They had us in the first half SCORE 107
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 243
Honest teachers SCORE 198
First world problems. SCORE 149
Mom-zoned. SCORE 235
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 103
WAKE THE MOMMA SCORE 21
I want to go to there. SCORE 281
Shower thoughts SCORE 120
Rob knows how to live. SCORE 21
Logic is a gift. SCORE 29
Please stop making my phone go off. SCORE 27
Blue screen of death SCORE 88
All I could think of... SCORE 235
It's done, but there's blood everywhere. SCORE 42
