
Walmart should stop selling fish. SCORE 71

Emma Stone and I quit Facebook for the same reasons. SCORE 183

I guess I should be happy congress investigates anything SCORE 166

Good point. SCORE 187

Boing, boing SCORE 120

I don’t know if this will go far but I really needed this today and I figured someone else might too. SCORE 277

Pandas are the cutest. SCORE 185

The snooze bar. SCORE 177

When cats purr. SCORE 151

A frozen waterfall in Italy SCORE 63

Who's the scaredy cat now? SCORE 124

A frog mid-jump caught by camera. SCORE 75

In The Truman Show, the travel agent kept Truman waiting because she has never needed to show up for work before. Also she is still wearing her makeup bib since it was a rush job. SCORE 101

Can I use your computer? SCORE 143

250,000 bouncy balls SCORE 153

Moral of the story. SCORE 190

Excellent question. SCORE 141

They had us in the first half SCORE 107

Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 243

Honest teachers SCORE 198

First world problems. SCORE 149

Mom-zoned. SCORE 235

Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 103

WAKE THE MOMMA SCORE 21

I want to go to there. SCORE 281

Shower thoughts SCORE 120

Rob knows how to live. SCORE 21

Logic is a gift. SCORE 29

Please stop making my phone go off. SCORE 27

Blue screen of death SCORE 88

All I could think of... SCORE 235

It's done, but there's blood everywhere. SCORE 42