and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i have layers SCORE 33
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
definitely a dog SCORE 46
back to bed! SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
an impossible task SCORE 20
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
call the fire department SCORE 4
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
hi friend! SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
clever SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
i’m canceling SCORE 9
they get huge SCORE 22
i always spill SCORE 17
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
omg SCORE 20
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
