have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
one is never an option SCORE 11
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 23
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
dreams are fun SCORE 28
therapy burn SCORE 29
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
fancy af SCORE 10
enter my what now? SCORE 27
glucose guardian SCORE 12
boom SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
puzzling SCORE 18
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
not a high success rate SCORE 25
