We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
And here we go. SCORE 64
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
…. I gotta go SCORE 82
GIMME SCORE 116
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
My older brother SCORE 62
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Ball courts in Hong Kong SCORE 76
Mondays… SCORE 105
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side SCORE 73
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
What are they saying about you? SCORE 129
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Something we can all get behind SCORE 115
Make no mistake about it human SCORE 93
Oh dear SCORE 109
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Me in the Gym SCORE 90
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Finish him SCORE 90
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
