I GUESS SCORE 46
+ cry. SCORE 119
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Are you even real? SCORE 113
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
