my next hobby SCORE 13
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
happens all the time SCORE 26
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
very subtle SCORE 17
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
smells like sadness SCORE 16
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
this is entertainment SCORE 8
medical mystery SCORE 25
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
now i really do know SCORE 22
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
gift not included SCORE 20
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
important notes for male writers SCORE 42