Tom Hardy loves every dog SCORE 111
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
I think I need to make this SCORE 161
Finally… SCORE 13
Then and now SCORE 136
Dad? Since when did you start working there? SCORE 84
Saw Adam Sandler SCORE 11
These birds are appropriately named as "Flying Apes". SCORE 122
Cookie Monster is bringing culture and philosophy into your house SCORE 10
Eeny meany miny moe, we can do it fast or slow SCORE 176
Labrador Thinks He’s A Kid SCORE 146
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Time of the Moon-th SCORE 177
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Shots fired. SCORE 193
My potted cactus died SCORE 164
I feel IT SCORE 7
So smooth SCORE 12
I’m Quite Good At Petris SCORE 13
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 111
I Want To Look Like That SCORE 152
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Having children SCORE 2
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -55
How’s Waldo? SCORE 10
The Xenostapler Is Scary SCORE 12
Complete defeat SCORE 140
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Oh God, Please Don’t Kiss Me SCORE 124
Monday Lisa SCORE 9
Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79