Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 24
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Let it happen. SCORE 34
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Never forget. SCORE 30
🤔 SCORE 20
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Be petty SCORE 35
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Le sigh… SCORE 25
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
