cats find a way SCORE 23
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
memorable first customer SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
it’s perfect SCORE 21
scary fish! SCORE 7
zero traction SCORE 11
working cat SCORE 20
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
