Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Same thing… SCORE 21
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The power of barking SCORE 18
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Trollololo! SCORE 152
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The Twortle SCORE 142
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
2pactopus SCORE 113
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Accurate. SCORE 146
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
