what do you mean I’m delusional? SCORE 121
Glow more. SCORE 50
Mom freaked out by snapchat filter SCORE 164
A hatchling’s camouflage SCORE 149
Repeat after me… Planned Obsolescence SCORE 84
Flame on! SCORE 136
Love is the only race that matters SCORE 184
Banana bread SCORE 226
A Hungry Cat Poem SCORE 84
When a customer says they’ll take their business elsewhere SCORE 125
"You’re telling me I can dodge paws?" "No. When you’re ready – you won’t have too." SCORE 63
lift me up scotty SCORE 177
I shouldn’t have licked it… SCORE 112
A good post, IN THIS ECONOMY? SCORE 87
Just chillin’ in space, fixing things, and stuff. SCORE 99
Thoughts… SCORE 109
Ah the sweet sweet sense of self-disappointment SCORE 183
Giving Them Money Encourages The Practice SCORE 68
Rub rub rub :) SCORE 90
Grandpa is pure love SCORE 166
I Find It So Calming SCORE 108
Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me SCORE 83
Game Of Turtles SCORE 91
I NEED AN ADULT SCORE 168
Words SCORE 97
Power block SCORE 130
Demon boye SCORE 174
Cards Against Humanity’s "Free Apologies From An American" booth SCORE 140
A Dog’s Favorite Thing SCORE 118
Who wants a kiss? SCORE 146
Tee hee SCORE 94
Malcolm in the Middle SCORE 153
