Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Group projects. SCORE 149
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Loud music. SCORE 15
Time. SCORE 133
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
When you see it. SCORE 5
Colorblind. SCORE 136
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Loki. SCORE 152
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Germans. SCORE 3
Claus Enough SCORE 7
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
