Real phones have curves. SCORE 14
Tom Hiddleston on romance. SCORE 253
I’ve got no chance… SCORE 220
This is a pun-ishable offense. SCORE 189
When I get a package in the mail. SCORE 80
Obi-Wan is a smooth criminal. SCORE 14
Well said Mr. Mujica SCORE 148
Smooth. SCORE 169
Not to Be Used for Bribing Politicians SCORE 124
They sure are slow out of the box… SCORE 134
Paranormal cativity. SCORE 100
Just a duck SCORE 140
I agree with Ron about traveling. SCORE 158
Other people’s drama makes my life more interesting. SCORE 100
Two Questions SCORE 126
Women should date men with beards. SCORE -73
There are only 2 types of food in this world… SCORE 8
Maximum insecurity prison. SCORE 97
May move house SCORE 183
Superman epiphany. SCORE 141
Beats by Dre SCORE 151
Food and exercise. SCORE 2
A day at the spa. SCORE 133
When your alarm goes off for the first day of school. SCORE 148
Hangovers. SCORE 112
Frisky Fred SCORE 138
Modern ghost. SCORE 216
"Thin" mints SCORE 15
Almost! SCORE 104
Give this man an award! SCORE 192
How babies make decisions. SCORE 99
20 things to whisper into someone’s ear. SCORE 92
