World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Every time. SCORE 123
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Grass Fence SCORE 215
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Accurate. SCORE 174
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Puppy! SCORE 107
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
40 years later. SCORE 121
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Finally caught it. SCORE 134