Things you never hear SCORE 213
If leggings were pants. SCORE 209
Game over. SCORE 16
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
One minute on a treadmill. SCORE 158
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
One Year Left… SCORE 108
A good idea for dog owners SCORE 250
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199
Motocross tricks over a rainbow SCORE 240
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
It has begun… SCORE 95
The [holiday weight gain] Scream. SCORE 141
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Rub my belly! SCORE 193
My New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 92
Seriously. SCORE 214
Pun! SCORE 140
Classic holiday cheer! SCORE 20
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Mind blown. SCORE 12
I’m drownin in it SCORE 10
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
