
Ellen SCORE 108

Food would never hurt me. SCORE 196

Then and now. She destroys every stuffed animal except this one. SCORE 142

A guy like this SCORE 191

timing is most things. SCORE 28

Lions and tigers and pandemics, oh my. SCORE 20

Tell me a joke SCORE 48

This hits too close to home. SCORE 38

How it feels to be Mitt Romney right now. SCORE 144

Scumbag universe SCORE 69

The truth about worry. SCORE 153

The Best Fortune Cookie Ever SCORE 174

The burn ward rises SCORE 189

Chew chew chew! SCORE 94

The circle of abuse. SCORE 290

Ok, now what? SCORE 118

Always Be Prepared... That's my motto. SCORE 109

No homework in Finland. SCORE 618

The end is neigh. SCORE 154

They could be playing Sirius and Remus instead... SCORE 335

it's remy you filthy wartlicker SCORE 118

Homeschool Marching Band SCORE 140

I grew up here SCORE 152

Say it! SCORE 213

Meeting the queen 101: wear a top hat SCORE 179

Where dinosaurs with speech impediments live... SCORE 104

It's working so far... SCORE 28

Well that was close. SCORE 71

How to advertise memory cards SCORE 77

You know what's dumb SCORE 165

I mean... wow SCORE 85

Whole Ice Cube SCORE 89