My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Movie Logic SCORE 141
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Yawn. SCORE 11
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Adulthood. SCORE 136
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Nokia SCORE 145
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
I need this. SCORE 137
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
My first love. SCORE 12
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Hunger kills SCORE 186
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132