Stress relief SCORE 45
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Same… SCORE 53
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Problem solved SCORE 34
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
easy money SCORE 29
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
The obvious answer SCORE 26
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Plot twist! SCORE 41
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54