Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Mama no. SCORE 52
+ cry. SCORE 119
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 46
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
