When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Date a man who… SCORE 125
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
When I die… SCORE 130
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
The truth hurts SCORE 40
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Ooops? SCORE 118
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
More lives than a cat SCORE 171
This is adorable SCORE 135
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
God Created The Dog And Said… SCORE 117
Star Vars SCORE 55
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
RIP SCORE 63
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Obama’s endearing reaction to a baby dressed as a pope SCORE 161
