you are charcuterie SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
supersize it SCORE -4
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
did i stutter? SCORE 12
cats find a way SCORE 23
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
every segment on the news SCORE 14
accidental beauty SCORE 31
a very small dog SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
slap them SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28