For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
What about second recess? SCORE 27
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
The same but different… SCORE 34
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
This vet’s exam room door is made with the pupper in mind. SCORE 30
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
Say meatball SCORE 36
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Till death. SCORE 38
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 8
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 56
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
Cute couple SCORE 33