Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Switch it up today. SCORE 24
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31