everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Be petty SCORE 35
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Never forget. SCORE 30
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
🤔 SCORE 20
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
To the rescue? SCORE 24