Always be yourself. SCORE 132
I should not breed SCORE 53
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 87
My first thought after buying one SCORE 66
Trolololo. SCORE 446
got me feelin' some kinda way SCORE 56
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 188
What happens in the Shower SCORE 225
It does SCORE 142
Now it's all clear to me SCORE 162
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 340
I'm not convinced she even has a son... SCORE 76
Overcoming laziness SCORE 78
It's time SCORE 96
I've got time for all the ladies. SCORE 144
How you store bread says a lot about you as a person SCORE 10
You must be a Weasley... SCORE 299
Hipster Flintstones. SCORE 188
I hate you and goodbye SCORE 94
Biggest losing streak yet! SCORE 68
The bachelor. SCORE 159
Just pull it off fast! SCORE 99
And now, an emoji story. SCORE 210
Terms and conditions for Santa SCORE 67
A pirate's life SCORE 157
Agree. SCORE 73
Adulthood is dangerous. SCORE 225
Public swimming pools. SCORE 224
Meanwhile in Australia SCORE 204
Goat physics SCORE 88
Ghosts SCORE 146
The club can't even handle me right now. SCORE 134
