+ cry. SCORE 119
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 46
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 52
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The life of a book. SCORE 74
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
