
If men could get pregnant. SCORE 262

The Halloween formula. SCORE 183

When I grow up I want to be an adstronaut. SCORE 74

The pug life. SCORE 85

Beautiful. SCORE 5

Ugly people problems. SCORE 171

Patriotism defined. SCORE 220

You should ask webmd.com. SCORE 192

I’m a genius. SCORE 198

The rules of bacon. SCORE 57

I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 138

The best way to die. SCORE 137

How I eat spaghetti. SCORE 81

How to escape the friendzone. SCORE -8

Priorities. SCORE 224

Drawing vs. Drawing when someone’s watching. SCORE 130

How to troll Batman. SCORE 144

Just lower your expectations. SCORE 93

English is stupid. SCORE 96

Some math. SCORE 161

Just some facts. SCORE 344

They said I could be Anything SCORE 162

The “Learning” Channel. SCORE 119

Wait, what were we fighting about? SCORE 173

Where spiders hang out. SCORE 113

The terrible truth behind Adventure Time. SCORE 130

Canadian Monopoly. SCORE 155

scum bag Redbull SCORE 89

You too! SCORE 115

What street signs really mean. SCORE 168

Ugly people problems. SCORE 76

The truth about Halloween. SCORE 228