M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
WWJD SCORE 33
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
No it’s Biden… SCORE 23
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
the great garlic conspiracy SCORE 29
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
At least you’re in the right place… SCORE 32
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
More like $60 SCORE 31
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
A tradition SCORE 18
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
All dogs go to heaven… SCORE 21
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22