The first guy who ever heard a parrot speak. SCORE 150
How daylight savings time should work. SCORE 248
When rappers brag about being rich… SCORE 146
Dead vs. stupid SCORE 145
Always on guard. SCORE 13
Well, that went well SCORE 12
I wouldn’t even question it. SCORE 161
A tree with spiraling roots. SCORE 190
Classical music. SCORE 220
Nutmeg SCORE 249
Support time travel SCORE 172
Lunch time!!! SCORE 10
Elections. SCORE 221
Bulletproof vests SCORE 144
Greenhouse staircase SCORE 15
I’m definitely trying this SCORE 144
Whale saves free diver SCORE 196
Bag of Salad SCORE 17
This Easter get them a baby chick SCORE 125
The full house house SCORE 135
Some people have hard work and dedication SCORE 7
My $1000 TV stand SCORE 222
When cats are sad SCORE 173
Suspicious flashlight SCORE 17
So close! SCORE 155
Show some respect. SCORE 161
Potassium! Potassium! SCORE 255
…and that’s how I set the speed record SCORE 13
Scumbag UPS SCORE 111
Metrosexual SCORE 13
Microwaves need this option SCORE 173
Fat SCORE 11
