*easily amused* SCORE 46
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
City’s full. SCORE 20
This thicc banana SCORE 18
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Barista good. SCORE 61
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Irony is art. SCORE 31
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38