The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Same thing… SCORE 21
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 146
2pactopus SCORE 113
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The Twortle SCORE 142
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
