i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
therapy burn SCORE 29
puzzling SCORE 18
til death do us part SCORE 23
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
the astley paradox SCORE 19
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
dreams are fun SCORE 28
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
glucose guardian SCORE 12
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
not a high success rate SCORE 25
boom SCORE 12
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
