Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Words. SCORE 9
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
hello little friend SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
sent via FAX SCORE 16
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
*have SCORE 17
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Steal the world! SCORE 22
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
