Waitress complimented my shirt SCORE 95
A drink, a cigar and no fucks to give. 1950s. SCORE 61
Touching the co-workers mug SCORE 64
I would adopt the 3 SCORE 98
Thanks mom! SCORE 88
When your cellphone is at 98% but you still charge it SCORE 54
When you got your gift 2 weeks after Christmas. SCORE 71
It’s a gamble… SCORE 45
Girls and boys given bandanas with no instructions. SCORE 78
the first diving suit, circa 1911 SCORE 55
HDMI kids won’t understand. SCORE 91
My whole life has been a lie. SCORE 37
I will protect you SCORE 85
It’s summer and their cousins are here. They’re having fun SCORE 41
When you get away with something purely by the grace of god. SCORE 64
Paul with the win. SCORE 99
That one time my dad met MC Hammer At Outback in 2004 SCORE 57
Best one so far. SCORE 97
Basketball found floating off Dorset, UK, covered in goose barnacles SCORE 72
surprise friendish. SCORE 49
water pipe encrusted with groundwater salt SCORE 73
Just 80’s things… SCORE 62
The struggle was real. SCORE 65
Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water SCORE 46
Burninating the hallway… SCORE 64
Lifelike SCORE 79
I mean he’s not wrong… SCORE 87
The Face of Betrayal SCORE 75
Friendship Goals SCORE 41
Modern Romance SCORE 28
The boiga joint SCORE 53
Grass under a microscope is so happy. SCORE 69
