Guns don’t kill people… SCORE 91
Would not bang SCORE -3
Look into my beard… You are getting very sleepy. SCORE 96
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 131
I regret nothing! SCORE 136
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
Never forget. SCORE 253
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 0
Gotcha! SCORE 158
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 143
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
How to date a check. SCORE 108
Seems legit. SCORE 208
Smashing! SCORE 78
Welcome to the internet. SCORE 75
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
What happens when gingers go in the sun. SCORE 114
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 205
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
CYBERBULLYING: 1961 SCORE 5
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 343
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
The danger of stereotypes. SCORE 479
Typos… SCORE 6
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151