How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
… SCORE 10
me in the shower SCORE 21
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 410
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
your gay SCORE 249
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
every time SCORE 215
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Me basically. SCORE 181
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
I knew it!! SCORE 12
Om nom nom SCORE 10
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
Words. SCORE 162
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
Nice things SCORE 11
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229