Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Accurate. SCORE 146
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The power of barking SCORE 18
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Howling lessons SCORE 9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
2pactopus SCORE 113
Burn!!! SCORE 1
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The Twortle SCORE 142
Same thing… SCORE 21
